Music Score Critic Gifts

Searching for a gift for a music score critic? Discover a selection of witty and charming items that honor their discerning ear and love for music analysis. Whether they critique symphonies or adore sheet music, these products add a playful touch to their musical world, making your gift both meaningful and amusing for anyone passionate about music critique.

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"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today." mockup

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

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No Elgar!

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"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time." mockup

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

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"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected." mockup

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

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A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her mockup

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

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"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!" mockup

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

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Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'. mockup

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

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"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!" mockup

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

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'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?' mockup

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

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"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?" mockup

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

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"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different." mockup

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

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The Music Critic.

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Ennio Morricone

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'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.' mockup

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

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Philip Larkin

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"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!" mockup

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

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"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!" mockup

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

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A singer being criticised

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'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal' mockup

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

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"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?" mockup

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

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Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

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"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics." mockup

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

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Pianist being pelted with tomatoes. mockup

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

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The New York Times-Carnegie Hall Poll mockup

The New York Times-Carnegie Hall Poll

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Smashed harp...

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Richard Taruskin

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Work stress.

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"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!" mockup

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

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"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'" mockup

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

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Ennio Morricone RIP

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Music Score Critic Gifts Collection

Music Score Critic Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for music critics—funny, clever, and music-inspired. Find the ideal mug to brighten their day and fuel their critiques.

Music Score Critic Pillows

Discover our music-themed pillows, combining comfort with personality. Perfect for adding a whimsical touch to their cozy space.

Music Score Critic Prints

Decorate their space with our unique music critique prints—artful, witty, and perfect for any music lover’s decor.

Music Score Critic T-Shirts

Looking for t-shirts that speak to their musical critique passion? Browse our collection of humorous and stylish music-themed tees that they’ll love to wear.