Musical Scores Gifts

Musical Note Nail

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Movies vs. Films

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Champions league'

Ennio Morricone

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Musical Pondering.

I Pagliacci

Bass Clef

Johann Strauss

Aleksandr Skiabin

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

Required Reeding.

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"We start on #F."

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

Randy Newman.

Ennio Morricone RIP

Flautist

Richard Taruskin

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Grade 4 Cello

Joseph Haydn

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'Think Big!'

Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

Sad Songs.

Violin Pipe

"You're right. I guess they can make anything into a musical."

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

Music Book