Soundtracks Gifts

Movies vs. Films

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Musical genres

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Ennio Morricone

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Musical Note Nail

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

Felix Mendelssohn

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

"You're dragging the beat."

John Fogerty

"It's my pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap."

Sinead O'Connor.

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Randy Newman.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Georg Frideric Handel

'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.