Soundtracks Mugs

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Musical genres

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Ennio Morricone

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Musical Note Nail

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

Felix Mendelssohn

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

"You're dragging the beat."

Georg Frideric Handel

"It's my pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

"That's cute, but you'll never realize your phone's ringing in here if your ringtone's a belch."