Soundtrack Lover Mugs

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that your publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... Wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I need to tinkle."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

Orchestra.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

George Michael

Triangle

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Audio Books

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.