Hit Point Hero Gifts

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

A Bloody Butcher

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

I love Basketball.

Smile

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Pumpkin Time!

"FISH ON"

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Picked On

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"What an amazing view!"

Athletic Darwinism.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

A man working on a model airplane

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."