Match Day Hero Gifts

GOOOOAAAAAL!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Beer Order

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Tennis ball girl.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'We're in a hurry.'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Bowled out.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Footballer.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

A typical Newcastle fan.

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

Football Applause

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'