Match Day Kid Gifts

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Tennis ball girl.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Bowled out.

Footballer.

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

GOOOOAAAAAL!

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

Football Applause

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'