Match Day Traditions Gifts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

The commentators want to run the officials...

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Football supporters.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Footballer.

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

A typical Newcastle fan.

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'