Match Day Traditions Gifts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

Footballer.

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

Football Applause

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'