Match Day Kid Pillows

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Tennis ball girl.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'We're in a hurry.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Bowled out.

Footballer.

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

GOOOOAAAAAL!

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

Football Applause

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'I thought I would never find a place to park, dear.'