Match Day Muncher Pillows

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Full English Breakfast.

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Football supporters.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'We're in a hurry.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Munch Master.

Pizza and Related Searches.

"You are working, I trust!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Bowled out.

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"