Match Day Buff Pillows

Football supporters.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'We're in a hurry.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"You are working, I trust!"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Bowled out.

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

GOOOOAAAAAL!

Footballer.

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football Applause

Football today

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.