Match Day Buff Pillows

Football supporters.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'We're in a hurry.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"You are working, I trust!"

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Bowled out.

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

GOOOOAAAAAL!

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Footballer.

A typical Newcastle fan.

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

'Goodness me referee one really must question your visual acuity.'

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

Football Applause