Match Day Motivator Pillows

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Football supporters.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'We're in a hurry.'

The 6 A.M. News Team

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Footballer.

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"