Match Day Motivator Mugs

Lance Franklin

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'We're in a hurry.'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

The 6 A.M. News Team

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Captive Audience.

How to show some hustle.

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"