Match Day Merrymaker Pillows

Beer Order

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Tennis ball girl.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'We're in a hurry.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

GOOOOAAAAAL!

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

Footballer.

A typical Newcastle fan.