Break Master Prints

Smoking area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addiction to ten-minute breaks.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Important Muscles.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'I need a Vacation.'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

'I play it to kill time.'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Retiring from the rat race

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

Anabolic Steroids

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

The DJ

"Oh, no, Peter has legoed himself into his room!"

I love badminton.

Olde Time Dance Society

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'