Maybe Master Pillows

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Zenemies.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Guru.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Important Muscles.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Hoarder."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Know your dog - The brain.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Relax.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.