Last-minute Master T-Shirts

Procrastinator's Leap

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Big boys' toys-r-us

The Bare Minimum

'Propane ran out.'

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

A grand piano bbq

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

"Mijo, I'm very proud of you... How hard you work at your school and your job. I think it's time you get your dream car."

Well paid job

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

Belated $3 birthday cards. 'Darn. All I've got is two bucks.' Bob was always a day late and a dollar short.

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Nail Bar

Last-Minute Gifts

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

Making a birdbath.

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'Cancelled Op last minute.com'

Checking watch

"Uh, oh. I forgot what day it is."

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

Christmas is Around the corner,