Master Of Last-minute Magic T-Shirts

'Cancelled Op last minute.com'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Procrastinator's Leap.

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

A magician saws in half an octopus

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Last-Minute Gifts

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

Procrastinator's Leap

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

'If I'm not mistaken; aren't these the left-overs from last night's left-overs, from...'

Christmas is Around the corner,

I hate when he does that.

"Nothing but Gummy Worms."

Houdini.

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Help me, Mom I need help!'

'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'