Study Master Gifts

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

The Diligent Student

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Zenemies.

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Guru.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Hoarder."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Okay, here's the plan...'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Relax.