School Run Master Gifts

"I'll explain later."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Too much for the school run?'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

I drive, therefore I am.

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Just doing the school run.'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

'This was faxed to me by Ricky Ames, who's still on Cap Cod. 'How I extended my summer vacation...''

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.

The Diligent Student

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

At the schoolmaster's porch

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

The Yorkshire schoolmaster at the Saracen's Head

'Mr. Pilbeam will be your new elite geography teacher this term.'

Wayside Elementary School - Now Available: Curbside Pickup!

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

Steerforth and Mr. Mell

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

"Your son has a remarkable memory."

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

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