Tech Maestro Gifts

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

Modern Virtuoso

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Mozart on a computer,

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

Project Manager Showdown

"Lucky Guess."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Sir Patrick Moore.

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

IRS tax instructions.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

"We need a miracle. Who runs that department?"