Remote Control Champ Pillows

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Remote Control Duck

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control car breakdown.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Submarine Hunter.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"You seem very remote."

Mind control

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

Guy flying himself.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.