Remote Control Champ Pillows

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"You seem very remote."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Mind control

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

Guy flying himself.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

2016 Policlicks

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys