King Of The Remote Prints

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Homo Gamus

TV-Man

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Remote Control Duck

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Johannes Brahms.

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

They tell us we have to save energy. Well he hasn't expended any in fifteen years.

'And pick up a universal remote.'

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

'Straighten up young man or we will send you out of your room.'

Conkerers of Everest

He just ate and has the remote. Call back in a month.

God handing Adam a TV remote control for his TV.

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

'Do you have anything that can fast forward live TV?'

Policlicks.

A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.

'I told my mom we're going to take part in war games and she sent my old game controllers.'