Remote Controller Champion Prints

Station 2131: Do you want to start over?

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"...and in conclusion..."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Remote Control Duck

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"You seem very remote."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"She died doing what she loved."

2016 Policlicks

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."