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Station 2131: Do you want to start over?

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote Control Duck

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote control wars.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You seem very remote."

"You have repetitive motion injury."

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"She died doing what she loved."

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

2016 Policlicks

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.