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'He's been trying to control the television for years.'

Rage.

Homo Gamus

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"When is it my turn?"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Consoles.

'These new electronic tags are fantastic, they really make it possible for managers to keep track.'

In need of a wash...

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

'Well, I think I've finally gotten a handle on Jim!'

"We decided to have the V-chip inserted directly into his brain."

The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"Touch that control and I'll punch your lights out..."

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

"It's about this smart T.V. that you sold me, it won't let me watch Love Island."

Police Marksman Game

First and last day as member of the CRTC.

"Well, I told you those video games were getting too realistic, Frank, but you just wouldn't listen!"

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

'New game'

'If there's no controller, how do you move the dice?'

'I'll push the buttons around here.'