Divine Zappers Pillows

God changes the channel with his remote.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

The Ordered List

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

God red cards Adam and Eve.

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

'Waiter, there're four flies in my soup! How 'bout just moving the bug zapper?'

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

'It's For You.'

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

Uh-Oh...

Voice Recognition TV.

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

God chalks up his pool cue.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

Heavenly Tennis.

'Charging station.'

How To Saint . . .

Well, here's your problem … you lost a wing nut.

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

"Holy crap!! That's gonna leave a mark."

"Let's see how many times I can get this guy to use my name in vain."

When God works online.

Gangster doesn't have proper password for Heaven.

'Very nice. Now, what did the boys in software come up with?'

Boy sees picture of missing remote on milk cartoon.

Man Runs to the Television to Zap it Off.