Divine Zappers Prints

God changes the channel with his remote.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

The Ordered List

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

God red cards Adam and Eve.

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

'Waiter, there're four flies in my soup! How 'bout just moving the bug zapper?'

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

'It's For You.'

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

Uh-Oh...

Voice Recognition TV.

God chalks up his pool cue.

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

Heavenly Tennis.

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

How To Saint . . .

"Holy crap!! That's gonna leave a mark."

"Let's see how many times I can get this guy to use my name in vain."

When God works online.

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

Boy sees picture of missing remote on milk cartoon.

Gangster doesn't have proper password for Heaven.

'Very nice. Now, what did the boys in software come up with?'

Man Runs to the Television to Zap it Off.

"A little to the left, a bit more. . . Bingo! That's where my ex lives."