Energy Zapper Prints

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

"It's a plant based solution."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

How to save on your heating bill...

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

US Energy Consumption

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'