Zapper Fanatic Prints

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Punk Reindeer

The last song before the party exploded.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Veloci-Rapper

Robbie Williams

Volcaniax

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Born of the Dead

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Champagne Charlie.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

Gangsta wrap.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Knight

Robert Burns

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'The Fly' Starts a Family

Stephen King

Cheerleaders

'The stuff legends are made of'