Zombie Fanatic Prints

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'Please, pay attention.'

Zombie Christmas

"Halloween's tomorrow, Bob."

"Your vital signs are weak, even for a zombie."

Night of the Zombonies.

Zombie Campfire

The mourners shrieked as Emily emerged groggily from the grave. Once again her corpse-like nap after a multi-day trip had been grossly misinterpreted.

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

Zombies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'