Zombie Fanatic Prints

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'Please, pay attention.'

Zombie Christmas

"Halloween's tomorrow, Bob."

"Your vital signs are weak, even for a zombie."

Night of the Zombonies.

Zombie Campfire

Mayhem, Inc. Part 19

The mourners shrieked as Emily emerged groggily from the grave. Once again her corpse-like nap after a multi-day trip had been grossly misinterpreted.

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

"We shouldn't have hired the zombies."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Dead Funny

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems