Privacy Rebel Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Club Antisocial

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Hello from the shed.

Information about information about information about information.

Big Brother.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The New Square Mile Regulator.

Information Security

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

'As you all know, I've never been much of a 'people person'.'

When Policy Fails Try Thinking,

Covid Garbage Dump

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Private Jet

Federally Guidelined

"And do you promise to love, honour, and give me all your personal information that I can pass on to third parties..."