Gentle Rebel Pillows

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I really got used to working from home."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

Wearing bras in 2020.

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

I left my mark on policies and programs.

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Whatever

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

Freddie and dad playing in park. Dad wants to go home. Freddie says, Better not forget my bike, and better not forget myself!

UN climate report

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