Little Rebel Pillows

I left my mark on policies and programs.

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

Freddie and dad playing in park. Dad wants to go home. Freddie says, Better not forget my bike, and better not forget myself!

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'Vegetables are not on my agenda.'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I really got used to working from home."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."