Lighthearted Rebel Pillows

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Heart to heart talk.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Wearing bras in 2020.

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

I left my mark on policies and programs.

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."