Cheeky Rebel Pillows

Schoolboy lighting cigar from headmasters cigar.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

"I do diet...between snacks."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Cheeky Boy

Library - Cats for Dummies.

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Book ratings.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'There's always one.'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

'I'll have you know that I'm listening to offers from other families!'

'I can't talk. Sanctions are in effect.'

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

Dog urinating on a tombstone that says 'I WON'.