Cheeky Rebel Pillows

Schoolboy lighting cigar from headmasters cigar.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

"I do diet...between snacks."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

Cheeky Boy

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Library - Cats for Dummies.

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Book ratings.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

'There's always one.'

'I'll have you know that I'm listening to offers from other families!'

An idle lap is the devil's workbench.

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

'You want five dollars to buy a cup of coffee?', 'Yeah -- I want to have it at 'Hooters.''

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"