Cheeky Joker Pillows

"Fancy us washing away our sins like this!"

'You want five dollars to buy a cup of coffee?', 'Yeah -- I want to have it at 'Hooters.''

Man teased into putting his head through a hole into a firing range by sign 'Nudist camp'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

Sticking out tongue

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Adult Absence Notes.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

The Height of Impudence.

"Your dump or mine..?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'This milk smells funny.'

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"