Cheeky Joker Gifts

"Fancy us washing away our sins like this!"

'You want five dollars to buy a cup of coffee?', 'Yeah -- I want to have it at 'Hooters.''

Man teased into putting his head through a hole into a firing range by sign 'Nudist camp'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

Adult Absence Notes.

Sticking out tongue

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

'At least you still think I'm great, don't you, boy?'

The Height of Impudence.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'This milk smells funny.'

"Your dump or mine..?"