Cheeky Prankster Gifts

Safe Fireworks

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

Boy threatening to swallow plumstones if his grandmother won't give him sixpence

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'Mind if I jump the queue and 'slip in' these two hundred copies while the boss is out of the office, John?'

Dog urinating on a tombstone that says 'I WON'.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"We've invented a new word!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Teddy Time Bears

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'