Cheeky Prankster Mugs

Safe Fireworks

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

Boy threatening to swallow plumstones if his grandmother won't give him sixpence

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'Mind if I jump the queue and 'slip in' these two hundred copies while the boss is out of the office, John?'

Dog urinating on a tombstone that says 'I WON'.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"We've invented a new word!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Clown Skis.