Garden Rebels Pillows

Dead House Plant

HELL'S TILLERS.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

A Vegetable Plot...

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Garden Pest Solutions

"You've just raided your last patch!"

Recipes from The I-Seriously-Don't-Care Cookbook.

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

'No boys - You can't have an indoor swimming pool!'

'The yellow rose of Texas'

This place already got on my nerves...

HELL's TILLERS.

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'

"Hey pal, what I do above the tree line is my business and nobody else's."

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

Hunting Supplies: Guns and Ammo - Teeth and Claws.

He's still not tawkin'... You want I should whacik him, boss?