Garden Rebels Gifts

Dead House Plant

HELL'S TILLERS.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

Monsanto

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Garden Pest Solutions

A Vegetable Plot...

Recycled humor.

"You've just raided your last patch!"

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

Recipes from The I-Seriously-Don't-Care Cookbook.

'No boys - You can't have an indoor swimming pool!'

'The yellow rose of Texas'

This place already got on my nerves...

HELL's TILLERS.

Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn

"Hey pal, what I do above the tree line is my business and nobody else's."

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

8 People or Less Who Don't Shop at Tesco.

Runs-With Scissors Boy - Part Three