Garbage Giggler T-Shirts

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

The Busy Gardener

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Garden variety allergies."

Hardy Annuals

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

"What are you in for?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Moo! OOM!

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'He never listened to his mother!'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Balding gnomes