Garbage Giggler Prints

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

The Busy Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Moo! OOM!

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'It was this big. I swear'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Where are you going?'

Balding gnomes

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'He never listened to his mother!'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."