Garbage-giggle-seekers Gifts

Talkin' Trash

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'He never listened to his mother!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Easter Island Secret

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Toilet humour

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Still living with parents....

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Octopus gets tickled pink