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'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'He never listened to his mother!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Toilet humour

Easter Island Secret

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Octopus gets tickled pink

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Bizarre sights.

"What would you serve with toast?"

Still living with parents....

'He's a gassy baby.'

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Darn good oil that!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'How much did you say your name was?'

I like a good whodunit.

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'