Graveyard Giggle Hunter Mugs

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'He never listened to his mother!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Toilet humour

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Easter Island Secret

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'He's a gassy baby.'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

"What would you serve with toast?"

Still living with parents....

Bizarre sights.

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

Octopus gets tickled pink

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Chiropractor jokes.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Darn good oil that!'

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

'How much did you say your name was?'

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"