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Bizarre sights.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He never listened to his mother!'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."