Grim Chuckler Pillows

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

'This coupon has expired, sir, and so have you.'

Not you. Your hair.

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Someone to see you!"

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Pest control, with death.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

Covid Boarding Pass

'Dicing with Death'

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Dead & Breakfast.

"You took your time!"

"That wasn't very funny!"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"Next time, don't let your anxieties build up ... "