Grim Chuckler Pillows

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

'This coupon has expired, sir, and so have you.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Someone to see you!"

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Way too much anthropomorphising

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'Dicing with Death'

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

Covid Boarding Pass

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Dead & Breakfast.

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You took your time!"

The Last Powerpoint

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

'Time's up, chuckles.'

Grim Warning

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"

Grim Reaper in trainers.